BaneenerWeener

me and the doc

summer ‘13

i stabbed holes through my ears so that i could hang shiny dangly things there

and yet it takes me 20 minutes to take off a bandaid

nahshaw:

i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with

hermajestyqueenofrandom:

Words of wisdom from Dean Winchester, Castiel, and Sam Winchester.

nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.

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—	(via haunted—heart)

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

mikeyfriskeyhands:

Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying

When your friend gets insulted, and the best you can come up with is

me rewatching season one of any show: I CAN'T DO THIS LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE JUST BABIES

best-of-funny:

jakemalik:

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

X

meghn:

*accidentally bumps into you* oh sorry!! *accidentally holds ur hand* sorry again!!! *accidentally grabs ur penis* wow clumsy me!